I'll see what I can do about that ficlet.

Re #5: I still have my shirt, but my mug has been through the dishwasher so many times that the photo wore off. :(

Re #7: Carly was originally a Mary Sue. She developed a few traits that weren't mine as the series went on, but she started out as me. That's why I was so amused and delighted when people were freaked out by her.