maisfeeka | The new twelve characters meme

Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.

1) Elliot Stabler
2) Tobias Beecher
3) Eddie Drake
4) Jethro Gibbs
5) Jack O'Neill
6) Jack Bristow
7) Samantha Carter
8) Allison Dubois
9) Sun Kwan
10) John Locke
11) Luka Kovach
12) Abby Lockhart

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Jack Bristow) or 11 (Luka Kovach)? What subjects would they teach?

Jack would certainly terrify his students into doing well. Luka would have a lot of women attending class just to drool over him. Jack would teach Game Theory, obviously, and Luka something about medicine.

2. Do you think 4 (Jethro Gibbs) is hot? How hot?

Oh yeah, definitely. Very, very hot.

3. 12 (Abby Lockhart) sends 8 (Allison Dubois) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

To go get coffee. Yes.

4. What is or would be 9's (Sun Kwan) favorite book?

A book on gardening.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Tobias Beecher) to swear fealty to 6 (Jack Bristow), or the other way around?

Sorry, was just laughing myself silly there. Uh, Beecher swears loyalty to Bristow. Duh.

6. For some reason, 5 (Jack O'Neill) is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 (Sun Kwan) or with 10 (John Locke)?

He'd probably appreciate John's quiet understanding of the things that just need to be done sometimes - though... Sun *is* cuter...

7. 7 (Samantha Carter), 2 (Tobias Beecher) and 12 (Abby Lockhart) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

To one of their houses to talk about how incredibly gorgeous Chris Keller is.

8. 3 (Eddie) challenges 10 (John Locke) to a duel. What happens?

John dies. He may have a lot of knives, but this is *Eddie* we're talking about. He definitely doesn't play fair.

9. If 1 (Elliot) stole 8's (Allison Dubois) most precious possession, how would she get it back?

She would just have to ask for it nicely and he would give it back and apologize with much embarrassment.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Samantha Carter) and 12 (Abby Lockhart) both attain what they most desire.

"True Love"

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Jethro Gibbs) and 1 (Elliot Stabler) to work together?

A naval officer/former friend of Jethro's killed in some kind of sex crime in NYC - or accused of some sort of sex crime in NYC.

12. If 7 (Samantha Carter) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Probably pretty well. I'm sure I could find things for her to fiddle with around my house.

13. If you could command 3 (Eddie Drake) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Sorry, just thinking about it is going to require me taking a very cold shower. *shivers pleasantly*

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Luka)?

Not that I know of.

15. If 2 (Abby) had to choose sides between 4 (Jethro Gibbs) and 5 (Jack O'Neill), which would it be?

Jack O'Neill, the quips would get her every time.

16. What might 10 (John Locke) shout while charging into battle?

"Don't tell me what I can't do!!!"

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Allison Dubois), which song would you choose?

"Witchy Woman"?

18. 1 (Elliot), 6 (Jack Bristow) and 12 (Abby) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Abby, of course. The other two are both gentlemen.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Tobias Beecher) to use on 10 (John Locke)?

Never happen.

20. What would 5 (Jack O'Neill) most likely be arrested for?

Mouthing off to the wrong person finally. Or breaking those darn regs finally.

21. What is 6's (Jack Bristow's) secret?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

22. If 11 (Luka Kovach) and 9 (Sun Kwan) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Luka - he drives much faster and his legs are muuuuuuch longer.

23. 3 (Eddie Drake) and 7 (Samantha Carter) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

Do you even need to ask? Sam, of course. Eddie'd always need to have his own little twist on it.

24. "1 (Elliot) and 9 (Sun) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Jethro Gibb's) sinister secret organization. 11 (Luka) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Luka) is actually a spy for 4 (Jethro). Meanwhile, 4 (Jethro) has kidnapped 12 (Abby) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Jack O'Neill), they seek out 3 (Eddie Drake), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Too Much Testosterone",

miladygrey.... um.... that might be it. And she'd probably make me write it.

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Samantha Carter) or 8 (Allison Dubois)?

Sam. Allison might have a sense of what was coming, but Sam has big guns.